About Us

The Mission Statement

Hello there! We’re just a couple of girls from the internet, and we would like to take this moment to thank you for stopping by. This blog is for the do-it-all woman who wants to experience the beauty in everything. From a clean home to family fun, all the way to defragging your computer. We’re here to walk you through the zen that is being a Renaissance Woman. We write detailed tutorials from everything that ranges between how to shop on a budget, how to child proof your home, various life hacks, and so much more. What good is having the internet if you can’t learn things, right?

We want to empower you. You don’t need to be in a relationship to have someone handy around. If anyone can do it, I’m sure you can too. As a motley crew of transplants in the Midwest we get subjected to all kinds of stereotypes and it feels like everywhere we turn we’re being told what I can’t do. Women can be handy. And if  women like ourselves can rise up above the “You can’t do that! You’re just a girl!” archtype society that tries to bind us to the kitchen then so can you. Don’t get me wrong. This isn’t JUST for the ladies. This is for anyone who wants to break the cycle. This is for the stay at home fathers balancing baby bottles and a video game controller. This is for the grandmothers looking to buy an energy efficient moped to get to the farmer’s market. This is for the college students in the concrete jungle that want to grow produce in their windows and not live off of cheap pasta. Let us inspire you. You can do this. You can do anything. We can change the world. Because equality. Because the internet. Because nobody can stomp your rainbow dreams.

About Us

Dani

Dani

Her Ego says no, but her ID will give you a tongue bath. This mother of 2 is so crafty that she makes people and so thrifty that she doesn’t go broke doing so. With every offspring comes another member to the ginger army. When this tiger mom isn’t busy thrifting through flea markets or popping tags at our local Potter’s House, the wild gingy can be found lapping a chalice of Pinot Gringo from behind her sewing machine. She enjoys long walks on the beach, dancing in the rain, and counting the freckles she’s earned from devouring the souls of many. This saucy and sultry Scarlet devotes her life to random acts of kindness and paying it forward to making the world happier for her daughters. With her B.A. in Psychology and her PhD in Badassery, this Mary Jane lookalike will someday run unopposed for the elected official position of Galactic Emperor of Absolute Power.

Favorite Food: Onion Rings
Favorite Adult Beverage: Red Wine
Favorite Outfit: Converse, Jeans, T-Shirt
Top 3 Pet Peeves: Talking with your mouth full, littering, rude/mean people
Top 5 Playlist:
Save Me – Unwritten Law
Everlong – The Foo Fighters
Learn to Fly – The Foo Fighters
Take Me On – Aha
Dancing With Myself – Billy Idol

jackie

Jackie

This vivacious babe spends her time fulfilling her Superman Complex. Aside from raising her slithering children, she takes in strays of all species (including the human variety) and works jobs that would break most people. However, she is not most people! This touch chick also comes in the form of Mary Poppins! With chloroform seeping from her fingers, children and adults of all ages flock to her sides! And she doesn’t require a spoonful of sugar! When reclaiming her sanity, you can find her in her lab gulping the nearest adult beverage and slamming out codes or making pretty things with her bursts of awesome! Characterized as anything but quiet, be prepared for her witty metaphors to keep you laughing and on your toes!

Favorite Food: Bacon Brownies
Favorite Adult Beverage: Punk Cosmo
Favorite Outfit: Black Boots, Holy Jeans, Domo shirt
Top 3 Pet Peeves: Intentional ignorance, prejudice, jealousy
Top 5 Playlist:
Two Cups of Tea – The Star Fucking Hipsters
Jackie Will Save Us – The Shiny Toy Guns
Levitate – Hollywood Undead
Bonfire – Childish Gambino
Sorrow – Bad Religion